george washington rises from the dead
"you done fucked up"
"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"
ehehehe hello, there! ♡: share 5 favourite songs
Blessed With A Curse by BMTH
Monster by Paramore
America by Imagine Dragons
Julien by Placebo
Hospital For Souls by BMTH
✂: post photo of yourself
æ: tell 5 thing about your best friend
✌: share 5 thing what you really want
♡: share 5 favourite songs
❁: share 5 favourite blogs
✓: tell 5 facts about yourself
♬: tell random fact about yourself
♧: share 5 facts about your appearance
☆: share your current mode
✖: something you hate
☼: something you love
ϟ: ask anything
do it NOW
- bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
- me: put a quarter in the swear jar
Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.
“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”
omfg this is great
New favorite comeback.